Where does my garbage go? A grim reality.

Before Amsterdam, I lived in Tampa, FL, very close to the Gulf of Mexico. Every time we would go to the beach, Subway sandwiches under arm, we knew that the hundreds of shore birds would be eager to meet us.  Though they were a nuisance when we were trying to eat our food, I am glad that we were leaving behind some bread crumbs, or a…

Fiddler Crabs don’t need any Viagra

I am sorry to bring it up…though I know that you’ve had a chance to think about it at some point. Yes. Your parents had sex. It is the only possibility for creating such an awesome human (yes…I mean you).  Studies show that there is a 0% chance they refrained from bumpin’ uglies if you are sitting here reading this blog.…